Bluetooth

You spend your life, your time, the day, the night sitting in front of the screen

You don't need anyone-one-one, you only talk on the phone-phone-phone

That saves time

You're quick, you click, you play, you zap, you copy-paste

And there's no problem for lunch-lunch-lunch, home delivery service-vice-vice

That saves time

I do only want to talk with you

But you can't, you're on something, something you need to finish

I would like so much to go out with you

But you're not answering, your phone is turned off, you keep being at it

And if I knock on the door, I insist you get out

You get mad, you take your tinted glasses off

You're turning into laptop, you're turning into desktop

Each day your sight getting a little worse-worse-worse, sometimes you pass out-out-out

You're turning into laptop, you're turning into desktop

Each day your sight getting a little worse-worse-worse, sometimes you pass out-out-out

Don't forget to hydrate

You spend your life, your time, the day, the night sitting in front of the screen

You got plenty of friends-friends-friends, especially on myspace.com-com-com

They're the most funny

You're skillful, you chat, you have lot of windows open at the same time

Yet yours is closed-osed-osed, and it smells musty-ty-ty

In your student room

I do only want to go swimming

But you can't, you're plugged, you have a high score to beat

I would like so much to be your girlfriend

But you're not answering, your blog is left stranded, you have to debug it

And if I knock on the door, I insist you get out

You get mad, you take your tinted glasses off

You're turning into laptop, you're turning into desktop

Each day your sight getting a little worse-worse-worse, sometimes you pass out-out-out

You're turning into laptop, you're turning into desktop

Each day your sight getting a little worse-worse-worse, sometimes you pass out-out-out

Don't forget to hydrate

You've opened an email and your Dell has gotten frozen

Call Doctor Norton - tor Norton !

You have caught a virus and your Asus has been ruined

Call Doctor Norton - tor Norton !

And if he's busy, if he can't help you

Then rush into the Fnac*, buy Mac Afee

You're turning into octet

You're turning into smiley

You're turning into mouse-ouse-ouse

You're turning into wifi-fi-fi

You're turning into Freebox**

You're turning into Neufbox***

You're turning into modem, into modem !

You're turning into webcam, into webcam !

You're turning into pop-up, into pop-up !

You're turning into Excel, into Excel !

You're turning into 15 inches, into 15 inches !****

You're turning into Bluetooth, into Bluetooth !

And now you have blue teeth

And now you have blue teeth

And now you have blue teeth

And now you have blue teeth

And now you have green teeth

And now you have blue teeth....

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*"Fédération Nationale d'Achats des Cadres" ("National Shopping Federation for Managers") : it's a french retailer chain offering cultural and electronic products.

**An ADSL modem from the french internet service provider named "Free".

***It's one another ADSL modem (not sure because the Wikipedia's article about this hasn't been translated into english X'DDDD) ; formerly owning to Neuf Télécom, now it's called "la box de SFR" ("SFR's box") and it owns to... SFR (cool story, bro.)

****Since I was kinda confused about this sentence the first time I listenned to this, I would just specify they're talking about 15 inches screen ;)