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Fryslân
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Crazy motherfucker named Joost Klein
I was bullied on the school playground now I have a headache (ouch!)
I was thirteen, but not thriteen in a dozen
Few years ago and my glasses were streamlined
I had a closed curtain at my window frame
I would be mad too without my co-sign
And they ask me, "Joost Klein
How to fuck can you be this big?"
I'm in East-Berlin, I'm drinking my red wine
My psychiatrist told me, "You have borderline"
Those words hurt
Like spines from a porcupine
Yet I'm still fresh, like Robijn*
You're a bully, no you can't be like that
Check my website, this is my domain
But after twenty years online, I'd rather be offline
I'd rather be offline, I'd rather be offline (yes)
I, I'd rather be offline, I'd rather be offline
I, I'd rather be offline, I'd rather be offline
I'd rather be offline, I'd rather be offline
Was kicked, was punched
But the bully said it was just teasing, so I wasn't allowed to complain
My teacher said "You can ask me anything, there are no dumb question"
So I asked "Where is my dad?"
Ten years later, I drip without a leakage
My criminal record is white, just like Page toilet paper
I went through all kinds of phases, I listen to André Hazes**
I pass the revue and I pass the passage
My brain is a crazy salad
My life is a quiz, you can't guess the answer
Like Kud***, I have the green and the purple one
They call me daddy, but I'm no Kraantje****
I've been waiting for years and months
But I keep standing like ovations
I like to draw on fogged windows
She wants my C-O-C-K like Baantjer*****, whut
I'd rather be offline, I'd rather be offline
I, I'd rather be offline, I'd rather be offline (ah, yeah)
I'd rather be offline, I'd rather be offline
I, I'd rather be offline, I'd rather be offline
I feel like Kooten en de Bie******
Bitch I want some nuts with my brie
Joost Klein and the Tantu from the Beats
That's a very pretty symphony
I feel like Kooten en de Bie******
Bitch I want some nuts with my brie
Joost Klein and the Tantu from the Beats
That's a very pretty symphony
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*Robijn is a dutch laundry detergent brand
**André Hazes is a very famous dutch singer
***Kud is a dutch Youtube channel that was very popular in the day, it contains short comedic cartoon videos about a green and a purple figure
****Kraantje Pappie is a dutch hiphop artist
*****Baantjer is a dutch police show
******Van Kooten en de Bie are a dutch cabaretduo
