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Kovbojok
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Kaksi Atomerőmű (2008)
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Santa

The Santa's actually not all that kind
I would rather say that he's a bit snide
To be honest, I don't love you now that
You're presenting all the kids with faeces
 
All his teeth he's never getting brushed
Oftentimes he shits into his sack
All the kids' opinions are correct
That it's not fun to get their gifts crapped
 
Georgie you asked for a laser gun
Your present instead is a rectum
And if I see you crying about that
Backhanded your face will get slapped
 
[Chorus]
The Santa isn't who he used to be
If he'd like to, he will take a shit
His smelly sack's hanging from his back
Vomit's running down from his beard
 
Annie you get nothing from me this time
'Cause you got those two fucking crossed eyes
But don't you dare say that I am a mean man
Or I'll rip a big one in your eardrum
 
Amy, I will now give you a gift
Here's a toilet-lid covered in shit
And of course you'll get that toy car, Mikey
That into my diarrhea I dipped
 
Now could you please answer my question, Adam
Why you're pooping on your sister's back again?
I remember I last year already told
Only to the lavatory turd belongs
 
[Chorus]
 
Pistike has been a very naughty kid
This year's eve I cannot give him any gifts
You don't deserve any of those cute puppies
I'll just draw a circle 'round you with my pee
 
I'll continue with you, Barnaby
You will get muscular dystrophy
Stop your crying, I was only joking
Or on your head I'm gonna pull my foreskin
 
It's getting late, I'll haul my ass out of here
Presents you've gotten enough from me
The best in a goodbye is malicious joy
That I'm rubbing all over your hair with my toes
 
[Chorus]
 
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