Keho

Matti
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Keho

Body

What kind of nonsense
Steroids do not fucking make my “köli” ** smaller
Day from day I train biceps and inclined bench press
Eating protein and avoiding carbs
I have a phobia, biceps
 
Steroids on my ass and the needle still on my arm
Bulging veins taxed my time
When I trained, pure testosterone is in the air
Why do you sleeves in your shirt fool
 
I only use sleeveless shirts
and that is why I just cut away the sleeves from my hoodie
I only eat protein-rich food
Hurting my stomach,
but due to good condition I can make it
 
When I am walking in Helsinki, others are pissed off
When I stay to look at my mirror image from store showcase
Pencil-necks go to hell, that is my slogan
Some day I look as hard as Hulk Hogan
 
Hulk Hogan honey
and gym results to rise
Hulk Hogan honey
Lift that iron and keep your mouth shut
 
Hulk Hogan honey
I want to hear those “perkele”:s*
Hulk Hogan honey
roids down the throat and needle to ass
 
I am proper pigneck (1) and gymmonster (2)
When I come to Kisahalli, cheerleaders scream
Creatine and magensium (on hands) I take constantly
Only shirt that I use is a bench press shirt
 
I despise people who only try to get shape
Those should get an image of fist to their face
Can't stand fitness gym, they should be illegal
You can't even find dumbbells over 25 kg
Bloody rednecks looking for 6-packs
 
Your bench result is not improving with body pump
After gym I take drugs so that I am in a coma
As good condition as Joonatan from Salatut Elämät (3)
No aerobic exercise, just angry series
 
No fat on stomach, it is flexible muscle
Claim that hormones make you nervous, is a lie
rip Tony Viikinki Halme (3)
 
Tony Viikinki Halme
and gym results to rise
Tony Viikinki Halme
Lift that iron and keep your mouth shut
 
Tony Viikinki Halme
I want to hear those “perkele”:s*
Tony Viikinki Halme
roids down the throat and needle to ass
 
the strongest woman is the woman with longest beard
all the roids needed you get under my counter
I train one rep sometimes maybe even two
I do not take days off, every day max reps
 
Awe my quads when I squat
Weekends I bodybuild, and far from drinking (alcohol)
Not that booze would make me aggressive
It just wears out my tits off, yes
 
I pick up women by showing my biceps
Always when I have the opportunity
I challenge someone to arm wrestling
Everyone asks how can I be in such good shape
I sacrificed everything to this, even my hard-on
 
Someone once said that I look fat
That I get women only from fear and pity
I put that bitch to bridge so knows how to be
As successful dude as Ronnie Coleman
 
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* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perkele
** slang? normally a part of boat

(1) pigneck (literal translation), muscular man with a neck as thick as head
(2) hardcore gymgoer
(3) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Halme